The Stages of the REAL Dawson

Last weekend, my sister Jori came to stay with us and colored my hair. Although she is not licensed, I have never had anybody do a better job than she does. She is AMAZING at hair, and basically hair school would be pointless for her. I have yet to see someone do a better job, not just on my hair, but anyone's hair. We colored it for the cruise, and because J.D. thinks I look better with highlights.
The stages of the REAL Dawson. . . . .
As you can see, it starts with this sweet, doggie eyed "pease?"

And then it turns into an upset, life is going to end, look
And in the end, the REAL Dawson shows himself!