Will You Do the Honors?

The latest of our little Dawson's new material....

Dawson sometimes has emergencies. In public he whispers, "Mom, I got a fart poop." At home he runs into the bathroom, strips down, and yells, "Mom! I went fart poop!!!" I think the words describes itself.

Up until 3 months ago, Dawson still wanted help wiping after going poop. Since then, I've not had to help him once nor have I had to help with 'fart poops.' 

This last Saturday J.D. was in the shower. I was also in the bathroom washing off Monty's hands and mouth in the sink from after breakfast. Dawson comes in quietly. He strips and stands there. I turn around with Monty and say, "What are you doing?"

Dawson says, "I went fart poop." 

He pulls down some toilet paper and hands it to me, "Will you do the honors mom?" and he bends over with his bum in the air....

I BUST up laughing! I can't even hold it together! It was hilarious and I was beside myself because I can't believe how witty and funny my 5 year old is. 'Will you do the honors?.,.... seriously? lol!